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那個小女孩說：“那等我到了天堂，就去問問約拿。”
她的老師問：“那麼，假如約拿下了地獄怎麼辦？”
那個小女孩回答：“如果是那樣的話，你就去問他。”
Don’t Argue with Children
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales。
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small。
The little girl stated that a whale swallowed Jonah。
Irritated； the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human； it was physically impossible。
The little girl said；“When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah。”
The teacher asked；“What if Jonah went to hell？”
The little girl replied；“Then you ask him。”
退後兩英里
一位農民和他的兒子坐著馬車來到一條狹窄的小巷， 他們看到一個司機正往他們這個方向開來。兩個方向2英里以內已經沒有空間讓他們擦身而過了。司機焦急地按著喇叭。
“假如你不往後退，”農民擼著袖子說，“我並不喜歡我將要必須去做的事。”司機甚是驚訝，掛了倒擋，退後了2英里，讓馬車先過去了。
“剛才你說你並不喜歡做的事是什麼啊？”農民的兒子問。
“退後2英里。”農民回答。
Back up Two Miles
A farmer and his son； traveling by horse and buggy up a narrow lane； met a motorist going the other way。 There was no room to pass for two miles in either direction。 The motorist； in hurry； honked his horn。
“If you don’t back up；” said the farmer； rolling up his sleeves； “I won’t like what I’m going to have to do。” The surprised driver put his car in reverse and backed up two miles； allowing the horse and buggy to go by。
“What was it you wouldn’t have liked to have done back there？” asked the farmer’s son。
“Back up two miles；” replied the farmer。
婦女的回答
丈夫問他的妻子：“上帝為何要創造出漂亮卻又愚笨的女人呢？”
“這個啊，”妻子馬上回答說，“很簡單，上帝讓我們這麼美麗，男人才會愛上我們啊；上帝讓我們這麼愚笨，我們才會嫁給你們啊。”
A Woman’s Answer
A husband said to his wife； “Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish？”
“Well；” his wife answered at once。
