gossip girl 9 英文

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　city？　although　he？s　only　a　jitney　ride　away；　in　the　summer…lovin？

Hamptons。　He？s　doing　hard　time　on　Long　Island　after　that　pesky

stealing…Viagra…from…his…lacrosse…coach…and…almost…not…graduating　episode。　I　hear　he？s　already

tan　and　persistently　sweaty　from　all　the　reroofing　he？s　doing　at　his　coach？s　house。　Some　of　the

local　ladies　have　been　doing　drive…bys　just　to　get　a　peek　at　him　with　his　shirt　off。　Meanwhile；

onthis　side　of　Long　Island？that？s　Brooklyn；　FYI？Vwas　seen　enjoying　the　spoils　of　her　short

live…in　withB　。　Hello；　black　silk　DVF　wrap　dress！　OnlyB　would　leavethat　behind　like　a　used

toothbrush。　No　one　knows　ifV　was　having　a　fling　with　both　sides　of　that　stepsibling　duo　or　not；

but　bothA　andB　have　moved　on。　Literally。　Last　I　heard；　A　had　taken　up　with　a　tattooed　belly

dancer　in　Austin；　Texas；　with　two　boxer　puppies　of　her　own。　Thank　goodness　forD　？he？s　been

seen　all　over　town　frantically　checking　out　the　city　like　a　tourist。　Looks　like　someone？s　getting

sentimental　about　his　big　move　out　west　this　fall。

Your　e…mail

Q：

Dear　GG；

So　there　I　was；　in　Heathrow　Airport　on　my　way　to　this　totally　fruity　British　boarding　school　my

parents　are　making　me　start　this　summer；　when　whom　should　I　see　but　B；　aka　the　girl　of　my

dreams。　I　thought　my　problems　were　solved；　until　I　arrived　on　campus　and　heard　threevery

disturbing　rumors：

1）　B　is　not　only　dating　some　English　douche　bag；　she？sengaged　to　him。

2）He？　s　already　engaged　to　someone　else。

And；　craziest　of　all：

3）　Lord　Douchebaggio　isn？t　satisfying　B？s　womanly　needs；　if　you　catch　my　drift。　Maybe　he？s

too　tired　out　from　spending　time　with　his　fianc？e？

Help　a　broth