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irl cannot take a
hint。 Of any kind。 Does she zip on home like a kid
should when they've been invited to leave? No。 She says; “Oh; my mom knows where I am。
She said it was fine。” Then she points across the street
and says; “We just live right over there。”
My father looks to where she's pointing and mutters; “Oh boy。” Then he looks at me and
winks as he says; “Bryce; isn't it time for you to go inside
and help your mother?”
I knew right off that this was a ditch play。 And I didn't think about it until later; but ditch wasn't
a play I'd run with my dad before。 Face it; pulling a
ditch is not something discussed with dads。 It's like; against parental law to tell your kid it's
okay to ditch someone; no matter how annoying or
muddy they might be。
But there he was; putting the play in motion; and man; he didn't have to wink twice。 I smiled
and said; “Sure thing!” then jumped off the liftgate and
headed for my new front door。
I heard her ing after me but I couldn't believe it。 Maybe it just sounded like she was
chasing me; maybe she was really going the other way。
But before I got up the nerve to look; she blasted right past me; grabbing my arm and
yanking me along。
This was too much。 I planted myself and was about to tell her to get lost when the weirdest
thing happened。 I was making this big windmill motion
to break away from her; but somehow on the downswing my hand wound up tangling into
hers。 I couldn't believe it。 There I was; holding the mud
monkey's hand!
I tried to shake her off; but she just clamped on tight and yanked me along; saying; “C'mon!”
My mom came out of the house and immediatel