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Absent…minded Professor
There were three professors at the railway station。 They were deep in conversation。 The train had just arrived； but they did not notice it。 Then the guard shouted； “Take your seats； please！”
The professors heard the guard and rushed for the train。 Two of them got on the train before it moved。 The third one was left behind。 It was Professor Egghead。 He looked worried。
One of the professor’s students was at the station。 He tried to fort the professor。 “It wasn’t really bad； sir；” said the student。 “Two out of three caught the train。 That’s quite good； you know。” “I know；” the professor said。 “But it was my train。 My friends only came to say goodbye。”
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花樣年華 第三章（1）
您可以下來了
我的一個朋友在遊船上工作。由於潮水當時漲得很高，船停靠在墨西哥的一個港口，遊客們不得不踩著一條很窄的跳板才能上岸。
當一位七十多歲的老婦人站在跳板的頂端時，船上所有的工作人員都嚇呆了。 跳板太窄，根本沒有攙扶老人的空間。因此，老婦人只好慢慢地側著身子往下走，最終當她安全抵達碼頭後，大家懸著的心才放了下來。下來後，老婦人轉過身，衝著跳板的另一端喊道：“沒事的，媽媽，您現在可以下來了。”
You Can e Down
The cruise ship my friend was working on socked at a Mexican port during a very high tide。 Everyone on board was forced to use the ship’s narrow gangplank as a passageway to the dock far below。
The staff stood motionless when a passenger in her 70’s appeared at the top of the plank。 There wasn’t room for anyone to assist her； so she edged along slowly and finally made it to the dock safely； to everyone’s relief。 As she stepped down； she turned； looked back at the top of the plank and shouted； “it’s okay； mother； you can e down now。”
銀行家和畫家
一位很富有的巴黎銀行家懇求一位著名的畫家為自己畫一張小畫。
畫家畫完之後，向他收取一百萬法郎的報酬。
“為什麼？你僅用了5分鐘的時間。”銀行家說。
“是的，”畫家回答，“可是我用了30年的時間才學到這5分鐘裡所做的事。”
The Banker and the Artist
A rich Paris banker begged a well…known artist to do a little t
