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男孩尖叫著從屋裡衝了出來，直接往家跑去，鑽進了衣櫃，並把門關上了。當他的哥哥在衣櫃中找到他時，問道：“發生了什麼事？”
小弟弟喘著氣說：“我們闖了大禍了。上帝不見了——他們認為是我們倆乾的！”
The Boys
A couple had two little boys； ages 8 and 10； who were excessively mischievous。 They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that； if any mischief occurred in their town； their sons were probably involved。
The boys’ mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children； so she asked if he would speak with her boys。 The clergyman agreed； but asked to see them individually。 So the mother sent her 8…year…old first； in the morning； with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon。 。 想看書來
聰明人生 第六章（4）
The clergyman； a huge man with a booming voice； sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly； “Where is God？”
The boy’s mouth dropped open； but he made no response； sitting there with his mouth hanging open； wide…eyed。 So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone；“Where is God！！？” Again the boy made no attempt to answer。 So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face and bellowed； “Where is god？”
The boy screamed and bolted from the room； ran directly home and dove into his closet； slamming the door behind him。 When his older brother found him in the closet； he asked； “What happened？”
The younger brother； gasping for breath； replied； “We are in Big trouble this time。 God is missing—and they think we did it！”
婚 禮
瓊斯夫人和她的小女兒卡倫在教堂外面湊熱鬧，因為教堂里正在舉行一場婚禮。照完像，大家都開車去參加婚禮宴會了，所有激動人心的事情也結束了。就在這個時候，卡倫問她的媽媽：“媽媽，為什麼新娘變主意了？”
“變主意了？你指的是什麼？”瓊斯夫人問道。
“嗯，”小女孩說，“她和一個男人走進了教堂，可是出來的時候卻是和另外一個男人！”
Wedding
Mrs。 Jones and her little daughter Karen were outside the church watching all the ing
